These kids' faces say it all

"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein) 08/17/2015 at 13:08 • Filed to: None

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In the wall-to-wall press coverage of The Donald™, I stumbled upon !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! of The Donald™ posing with a bunch of irritated kids trotted out by their Trump™-loving parents to stand behind The Donald™ while he gives a speech in front of his helicopter that just landed at the Iowa state fair.

I couldn’t help but be struck by how thrilled all these kids look. They just wanted to go to the state fair to eat funnel cake and win some stuffed animals at carnival games, maybe see the competition for the largest pumpkin in the state of Iowa or something! But no, thanks to their Trump-worshipping parents, they got stuck on a hot helipad parking lot with the sun blasting in their faces while The Donald™ wears a MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN baseball cap and rants about immigrants.

“NO HATS OR SUNGLASSES FOR YOU! I WANT YOU TO BE IN THE PICTURE WITH TRUMP!”

!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! has a larger, more zoomed-out view of the proceedings. Be sure to expand this photo so you can really take in all of the misery.

I’m sure once they reach high school, this will result in all kinds of rebellion. You brought your children’s scorn upon yourselves, Trump-ites!

ttyymmnn > Textured Soy Protein 08/17/2015 at 13:13

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Jcarr > Textured Soy Protein 08/17/2015 at 13:14

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To be fair, I’m guessing you’d see the exact same faces if it were Bernie, Hillary, Rubio, Cruz, Obama, Bush, or anyone other than SpongeBob up there.

X37.9XXS > Textured Soy Protein 08/17/2015 at 13:17

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These kids look so thrilled

Did you know that kids have built-in adult BS detectors?

Brian, The Life of > Textured Soy Protein 08/17/2015 at 13:24

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Is it just me or does it look like he doesn’t “put on” his campaign cap as much as somehow “attach” it to his dome. Do you suppose he uses the same snaps he uses to attach his toupee?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Textured Soy Protein 08/17/2015 at 13:28

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I want the helicopter to crash. Not with children in it. And I don’t want anyone to die, but I want to see what he would say if it happened.

Brickman > Textured Soy Protein 08/17/2015 at 13:37

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Don’t look at me! And that kid with the gopro is filming trumps ass. I wouldn’t be able to tell the difference ;D

nermal > Textured Soy Protein 08/17/2015 at 13:45

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I still want to see one of Trump’s campaigning events get interrupted by protesters in the same way Bernie was recently.

He knows how to deal with them already!

Party-vi > Textured Soy Protein 08/17/2015 at 14:03

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Dammit kid you had one job!

Rainbow > Party-vi 08/17/2015 at 14:57

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And he did it perfectly.